540+ Funny wifi names

You probably know that most wifi networks are called something boring like “Linksys” or “Home.”  But have you ever seen a more interesting name?  

There’s a creative, funny, unique wifi name in the world for everyone. And if you’re having trouble thinking of the perfect name (or just want some inspiration), then look no further.  

We’ve collected together a a list more than five hundred and forty of funny wi-fi names and silly wifi names that are sure to tickle your fancy. Let the wifi battle begin.

wifi names starting with number or sign

  • 💩 (Shit Emoji)
  • $10 an hour
  • 123neverguess
  • 143@ILUILU
  • 2 Girls, 1 Router
  • 2BBlue
  • 404 Wi-Fi Unavailable
  • 404 Not Found
  • 512 KBPS

wifi names starting with A

  • AA Meeting
  • AAAAAAAAAA
  • abc123
  • Abcd123
  • Abraham Linksys
  • Abraham Linkyn
  • Access Denied
  • admin
  • adolftheclown
  • amateur
  • Amish Rebel
  • Area 51
  • Asd1234
  • asdf
  • Ask XX for password
  • aslpls
  • asshole
  • aStRoIsh
  • AT n Titi
  • Awesome Voice
  • Asguard Zilla

wifi names starting with B

  • Babudee
  • Baby use this one’
  • Banana Republic
  • Bang Bang!
  • Baseball and Football
  • Batman and Robin
  • Beautiful lady
  • BeautifulBitch
  • Benjamin FranLAN
  • Bigbambino
  • Bill Clinternet
  • Bill Wi, the Science F
  • Bill Wi, the Science Fi
  • Bill!Bill!
  • Black Hole
  • Blue M&Ms
  • Bluetooth Devices
  • Bond007
  • Bondage Club
  • Bring Bear & Women
  • buster
  • Byte Me

wifi names starting with C

  • C:Virus.exe
  • Cadet
  • Call Me Darling
  • Call Me Maybe
  • Call Me Maybe Any Time
  • Can’t Touch This
  • Can’t Remember
  • CCTV
  • Chainsaw Wedding
  • Change Me
  • Chaunukkah
  • Child Toucher
  • cHroMFul
  • Click Here for Viruses
  • Click this
  • Click This One
  • CludAlly
  • Coming Soon!
  • Connect and Die
  • Connecting…
  • Connection Failed
  • Connection Lost
  • Connection timed out
  • CorruptSignal
  • Cowboys vs Texans
  • Cut the Wire
  • Cut your lawn

wifi names starting with D

  • Daily Bread
  • Dance WiFi
  • daniel
  • Dark Knight
  • Dark Pings
  • Darth Maul
  • Data-Driven
  • Default
  • DicRedRy
  • Do not Use WiFi
  • Doesn’t Matter
  • Doggie
  • Don’t even try it
  • Don’t Snoop
  • Don’t Even Try 2 Hack!
  • Don’t Look at Porn
  • Dopey Don’t Get Mine
  • Double Click
  • Dragon
  • Drop it like it’s Hotspot
  • Dry-Hump
  • Dryhump
  • Dunder Mifflin

wifi names starting with E

  • Early Alzheimers
  • Enter Wireless
  • Ermahgerd We Fer
  • Ermahgerd, Wi-Fi!
  • Every day I’m buffering…
  • EXgENiNg

wifi names starting with F

  • Facebook Boo
  • FBI Surveillance
  • FBI Surveillance Van
  • FBI Van Internet
  • FBI Surveillance Van
  • FBI Channel 90210
  • Fuck-off
  • Feel Like Flying
  • Find Nearby WiFi
  • First-time CEX
  • fluffy72Is2Short
  • For Porn Use Only
  • Forget Me So
  • Free CeX
  • Free for 1 day
  • Free Public Wi-Fi
  • Free Virus
  • Free wifi
  • Free wifi Coming Soon!
  • Freedom LogMeIn
  • Fuck You

wifi names starting with G

  • Get Off my Lan
  • Get off my LAN!
  • Get Your Own Net Bro
  • Get-r-done
  • Get Off My Lawn
  • Get Off My Office
  • Ghanta
  • Giiglepig
  • Girls Gone Wireless
  • Go Away You Muggle
  • Go Go Gadget Internet
  • Go Go Internet
  • Go Home Tourists
  • Go Jihad
  • Go, Sleep Baby
  • God is our Rock
  • God is watching you
  • God Watches You Steal Wi-Fi
  • Gorving
  • GOV_USE_ONLY
  • GrEssatE
  • Guess My Wi-Fi Password
  • Guest Network
  • Guest, Click Here for the Internet

wifi names starting with H

  • Hack me
  • Hacker Here
  • Hacker’s haven
  • Hairy Back
  • Hairy Grandma
  • Happy Wifi Happy Lifi
  • Harley
  • Hasta la Vista Baby
  • Hello
  • Hi Sweetheart
  • Hide Yo Wi-Fi
  • Hogsmeade
  • Homeland Security
  • Honeybump
  • Hookup?
  • Hottest Spot
  • House LANister
  • How Eyeronic!
  • Hogwarts Hall of Wifi

wifi names starting with I

  • I am as dumb as Siri
  • I am Barry Allen
  • I am Hungry
  • I Have Your IP Address
  • I am under your bed
  • I am watching you
  • I Can Haz Wireless?
  • I can read your emails
  • I don’t remember
  • I Forgot
  • I forgot again
  • I hate my neighbor
  • I know that’s Cheesy
  • I love me
  • I love you
  • I Love you my guest
  • I Love you my wifi
  • I miss u lol
  • I Stalk You
  • I Trade Drugs
  • I’m Under Your Bed
  • I’m Watching You
  • I8urfa8
  • Iam18@Loveyou
  • I Am A Complete Idiot
  • I Am Forgetful
  • I Am Not Telling You My PW
  • I can’t tell you
  • I don’t give a damn
  • iDroppin’
  • iForgot
  • I Forgot Again
  • ignited_minds
  • ILLUMINATI
  • iloveme
  • iloveu
  • imaginary_idiot
  • Immortal_Soul
  • I Need A Password
  • Infected Wifi
  • inSSIDer
  • IP a Lot
  • It Burns When IP
  • It Hurts When IP
  • It’s a trap!
  • It’s Locked, WiFight It?
  • Its Free, Enjoy.
  • I’ve Seen You Naked

wifi names starting with J

  • JeeperCreeper
  • Iesuswenis
  • Jewish Nipple
  • John Wilkes Bluetooth
  • Join My Bandwidth
  • Jonny_salami
  • Just Keep Swimming

wifi names starting with K

  • Kahuna99
  • Karen’s Network
  • Keep it on the Download
  • Killer Girl
  • Kitty Soup
  • Kung Fu Panda
  • Kwanzaa

wifi names starting with L

  • LAN Down Under
  • LAN of Milk & Honey 🙂
  • LAN of Milk and Honey
  • LAN Solo
  • Lando Calrissian
  • LAN Down Under
  • Last Dude Is A Keeper 4 Real
  • Let them use it
  • Let Me In
  • Life on the Line
  • Lifeblood
  • Loading…
  • Log in here!
  • Login
  • Look Ma, No Wires!
  • Look Nano Wires
  • Look At Me
  • Look Ma No Wires
  • Lord Voldemodem
  • Lord Illegal
  • lucky Fan
  • Lan Morrison

wifi names starting with M

  • Mad Ping
  • Missed Connections
  • Making Wifi Great Again
  • Martin Router King
  • marybakereddy
  • master
  • masterpassword
  • mateRIST
  • Matthew
  • Meat is Murder
  • memorysucks
  • mercedes
  • MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto
  • mississippi
  • MisterNasty12
  • Mom Use This One
  • Mom, Click Here for Internet
  • Mom, Click Here for the Internet
  • monkey
  • monkeys
  • Move On
  • Mr.President
  • My Damn Internet
  • My Neighbors Suck
  • My Own Damn Internet
  • myonlypassword
  • mypassword
  • mypsychoex
  • Mister Wifi

wifi names starting with N

  • Nacho WiFi
  • Need for speed
  • Net gear
  • Network error
  • Network is down
  • Network Not Found
  • Networkis2Slow@
  • New England Clam Router
  • newpassword
  • ninnypants
  • No Devices Found
  • No Free Wi-Fi Here
  • No Free Wifi for you
  • No Internet Access
  • No Wi-Fi For You
  • NO WIFI FOR YOU!
  • NoFreeSoGetStuffed
  • NoFreeWiFI4U
  • nomorepasswords
  • not working
  • Not Free Get Stuffed
  • nothing
  • nothingagain
  • NotYourWi-Fi
  • Now you see me…
  • No WiFi 4 You
  • Nearby Networks

wifi names starting with O

  • Occam’s Router
  • OhMyLordItsaWiFire
  • omghi2u
  • Once See Back
  • One if by LAN…
  • Only for Porn
  • OOHAHAH!
  • Open Sesame
  • Optimus Prime
  • Out Of Service

wifi names starting with P

  • passw0rd
  • Password
  • Password is *
  • Password is 1234
  • Password is Password
  • Password Wrong
  • Password1
  • Password123
  • Password For Old People
  • Password Shmashword
  • Pay and use
  • Pay for WiFi
  • Penny Get Your Own Wifi
  • Pick up your dog shit
  • Ping’s Landing
  • Pink Fluffy Bunny
  • Pink Ladies
  • pinkfluffybunny
  • Please Come Back
  • Please Connect for Identity Theft
  • Please try again.
  • Please use me
  • Please Wait…
  • Pokemon Slo
  • Poonshangle
  • Porn Lovers
  • Pornonly@007
  • Porque-Fi
  • PorqueFi
  • Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  • Pretty fly for a wifi
  • Printer Only
  • Prohibited Area
  • Protected CeX
  • Pump it. ROUTER!
  • Pussing Wound
  • Pwned you
  • Pwnz0red

wifi names starting with Q

  • Qwerty
  • Qwerty11
  • Qwertyui

wifi names starting with R

  • Rain Download
  • Router Rangers
  • R2D2
  • Rick Rolled
  • Robert
  • RSVP 4 Cody Banks
  • Runaway

wifi names starting with S

  • Salman Ka Fan
  • Searching for GF
  • Searching…
  • Secret
  • Series of Tubes
  • Setting up…
  • Shame On You
  • Shark Bait
  • ShitHead1
  • Shove It
  • Shutting Down
  • ShutYourDogUpAlready
  • Signing Off
  • Silence of the LAN
  • Silence of the LANs
  • Since 1997
  • Skynet Online
  • Slow WiFi
  • Slowest Network
  • Smelly Fart
  • Sorry for loud cex
  • Sorry for Loud Sex at 3AM
  • Spanky
  • Spy Network
  • Spying On You
  • Starbucks Wi-Fi
  • Starburst
  • Star Wars
  • Stay off my network
  • Stop Being A Mooch
  • Stop Hacking Me
  • Super Thanks For Asking WiFi
  • Sweet Adeline
  • Sweet Victory
  • Switch On WIFI
  • Swordfish

wifi names starting with T

  • Taliban wifi
  • Talk Less, Work more
  • teamynsexy69
  • Teen Idle
  • Tell her I love her
  • Tell_My_Wifi_Love_Her
  • Tell My Wifi Love Her
  • Text ##-## for Password
  • That’s Confidential!
  • The Beast
  • The Dark Knet
  • The Godfather
  • The Internet
  • The LAN before time
  • The LAN Down Under
  • The Next Door
  • The One & Only
  • The Password is Blank
  • The Password is…
  • Trust No 1
  • Turkey01
  • Two girls one router

wifi names starting with U

  • Umbrella Corporation
  • Unavailable Now
  • Unknown SSID
  • Unprotected
  • Unprotected CeX
  • UnprotectedCex@18
  • Untrusted Network
  • Use at your own risk
  • Use at your risk
  • Use This One Mom

wifi names starting with V

  • Vance Refrigeration
  • vERtiOus
  • Very Slow
  • Very Slow Internet
  • Virus Detected
  • Virus Detected!
  • Virus Found
  • Virus Infected
  • Virus Infected WiFi
  • Virus WiFi
  • Virus-Infected Wi-Fi
  • VIRUS.EXE
  • Vladimir Computin

wifi names starting with W

  • W^3
  • Wanna Hook Up
  • Want free wifi?!?!
  • Want Password?
  • Want a Llama
  • welcome
  • Welcome to the Internet
  • Welcome To Your Doom
  • What Password
  • Whatever
  • Why Do I Always Forget
  • Wi believe I can Fi
  • Wi FiLecia
  • Wi of the Figer
  • Wi-fi
  • Wi-FI Fo Fum
  • Wi-Fi Network Names
  • Wi-Fi So Serious
  • Wi-Fi, Wi-Not?
  • Wi-Fiananas
  • Wi-Fight the inevitable?
  • Wi-Fry Chicken
  • Wifi Army Camp
  • Wifi Art Thou Romeo
  • Wifi Fever
  • WiFi of Solitude
  • WiFi Unavailable
  • WiFi@40$dPH
  • Will You Marry Me?
  • WiMCA
  • Winternet Is Coming
  • Winterset is Coming
  • Wireless GangBang
  • Wu-Tang LAN
  • Wubba-Lubba-Dub-Dub
  • Wifi for Pilots
  • Wifi with Wings

wifi names starting with Y

  • Y No You Get WiFi?
  • Ye old Internet
  • Yell __ for Password
  • Yet Another Password
  • You are hacked
  • You are my crush
  • You can’t haz wireless
  • You cannot catch me!
  • You Lost Your Connection
  • You need super training
  • You Pay now
  • You smell like poop
  • You will be hacked
  • You’ve been Infected
  • You Moron
  • Your Dog Shits In My Yard
  • Your facebook if is hacked
  • Your IP Blocked
  • Your Number here
  • Your seat is wet.
  • Your Music Is Annoying
  • You Won’t Guess This One
  • Yummy

Clever Wifi Names

You’ve probably come across someone’s home or office network with a strange name. Maybe it was something clever or funny, or maybe it was something rude or profane. Whatever the case, there’s no doubt that coming up with a clever wi-fi name is an art form.

Here are some of our favorite clever wifi names:

1. My House vs Your House
2. The Internet is for Porn”
3. Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife 
4. Get off my lawn! 
5. FBI Surveillance Van #27 
6. Keep It Clean

7. I’m a Mac and you’re a PC

8. I’m a Windows and you’re a Linux

9. I’m a Webmaster and you’re a Digg user

10. I’m a Yahoo and you’re a Google user

11. I’m a Facebook user and you’re a Twitter user

Cool Wifi Names

There are many different ways to personalize your wifi network. You can choose a cool name for your network, add a password, or even upload a custom logo. If you’re looking for some inspiration, here are some of the cool wi-fi names out there.

1) The Batcave
2) The Fortress of Solitude
3) Nacho WiFi
4) The Island of Dr.

5) The Cave of Knowledge

6) The Caves of Morpheus

7) The Castle of Perpetual

8) The Forbidden City

9) The Great Hall

10) The Library

11) The Palace

12) The Temple

13) The Tower

14) The Vault

15) The Fortress

16) The Fortress of Soli

17) The Fortress of Soliloquy

18) The Fortress of Solids

19) The Fortress of Solipsism

20) The Fortress of Solitudes

21) The Fortress of Silliness

22) The Fortress of Stairs

23) The Fortress of Turds

24) The Fortress of Tubes

25) The Fortress of Truth

Creative Wifi Names

There are many different ways to come up with a creative wifi name. You can be funny, clever, or unique. It all depends on your style and what you think will work best for your network. Here are some ideas to get you started:

1) Name your network after something that is unique to you. This could be your first name, last name, or the name of your street.

2) Come up with a funny pun or play on words. This can be a little tricky, but if you can pull it off, it can be really funny.

Here are some of our favorite creative wifi names:

1) BWAP: Bored with Apple Products

2) Chicken Bacon Club

3) The Great White Snail

4) The Flaming Dandelion’s

5) Nonsenseland

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